When I was young, I used to love cartoons very much. My favorite cartoon character is Bugs Bunny and I always watch Warner Brothers’ Looney Toons.
Until now, my fondness for cartoons/anime is still very strong and I have devoted some of my budget to collecting DVDs of my favorite anime series. Sometimes when my friends recommend new anime titles, I search for it and read about the plot, characters and reviews. That way, I will know if I would like to watch it or not. The video below, however, was not found while I was browsing for cartoons or animes whatsoever. I just noticed the YM status of an officemate and I was quite intrigued that I clicked on it. Later on, I found myself so entertained that I played the video many times and memorized the song “I Love to Singa” sung by the cute owl character. Watch this:
My friend had this quiz and I thought I would like to try so I did. I was just surprised to see the result and thought it was kinda funny so I would like to share it here.
I guess I over exaggerated my answers though. Here is what it says:
Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 84%
Your job is a disaster - it’s surprising you’ve lasted this long.
You need to quit if you can, even if you don’t have another job lined up.
As far as stressful work situations go, yours is off the scale brutal.
Almost any job would be better than what you’ve got!
These are old but I just find these quite amusing and informative. I found this here and I can’t remember what I did to come up with that.
Anyway, here they are:
50 Things He Wishes You Knew
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked.
12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true or not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting love we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. You shouldn’t be flattered or grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach you not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so shower with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) You on top of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay movies with you but don’t tell our friends.
30. You can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports movies or “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as you think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one more girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced by a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much more attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether you want to do it with the lights on or off.
42. Whip cream and chocolate syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play more often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer questions we could be castrated.
48. If you ask us to go shopping you have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.
Have you been in a situation where you wet your pants because of some carelessness? It’s a hard situation isn’t it? Well, I’ve been there and I tell you, you wouldn’t know what to do.
It’s around 3PM and two hours more to go before office hours are over. I felt this urge to go to the toilet and when I got there I saw that the toilet bowl is wet. I was very careful not to come in contact with the wet surface and in the process I wet my pants and underwear. “Great!” I thought. “Now what should I do?”
I went back to my work station careful not to let anybody notice that my pants are wet. I was in a crisis. I thought, “maybe my pants will dry up after 2 hrs. But what will I do if I feel hungry, or need to go to the toilet again?” I was so afraid to get up because my officemate might notice that my pants and chair are wet. So what I did, I let more than two hours pass that I aint moving in my chair. I didn’t get up to get some water to drink or food to eat. I suffered from hunger and thirst! And worse, I feel like I need to go to the toilet again and it’s like 15 minutes to go before office hours are over. Waaaaahhhhhh!!!
Hahahaha! I can only laugh at myself. If you were in the same situation, what would you do?
